Alright, here was my "take two" with the rye sandwich bread.
The only change that I made was to replace some of the water with pickle juice and to reduce the onion powder by half.
Personal preferences that should not impact the stability of the dough.
Here is my beautiful little dough ball post-kneading, mostly in the stand mixer and a little by hand just to make sure it felt right.

Here it is after the rise. Looks totally fine.

I separated the dough into two equal lumps and added cocoa powder to one lump, making it look darker.
This time I separated out about 150g dough from each lump.
It seems that 750-950g is what is supposed to fit in my 9x4x4 loaf pan, so I aimed for around 800g.
The rest I rolled into a bun that looked hilariously like a baked potato because I put the darker rye on the outside.

I then rolled the dark and light loaf pieces out and laid them on top of each other, rolled them up into a tight spiral, and put them in the Pullman pan to rise.
This was the part where everything went pear-shaped with the first loaf.
I am pretty sure that either
A) my hands were wet while shaping the dough for the second rise and that may have weakened the gluten structure, or
B) I had it rising in the microwave with a mug of hot water, and that may not have been needed and it rose too fast and tore itself.
Plus the whole overfilling the pan thing.
Anyway, although the dough still looks a little lumpier than I'd expect, it thankfully did not tear and also filled the pan quite well this time.
It was a little tapered at one end so 850g is probably the magic number, at least for this particular loaf.
Into the oven for what seemed like an ungodly length of time, and I added the "potato" to the oven 15 minutes later and kept an eye on it.
Here is the finished loaf.

Much better than yesterday's, but still a bit lumpy for unknown reasons.
The lovely golden crust and sweet swirl and lighter crumb make up for the lumps.


Also, finally some straight sides!! YAY!! Love that Pullman loaf pan.

Here is the "potato" post-bake, still looking like a potato even with the scoring!

The inside of the potato! I might make something like this intentionally to give as gifts. Hilarious.

So overall the second attempt was successful and closer to what I was looking for, though still not "perfect", whatever that means in my brain. Both loaves are edible, just one is shorter and less dense than the other and doesn't look as ugly on top.
I need to seriously begin considering whether those differences are worth a new loaf each time they occur, just to appease my OCD.
Now we are drowning in rye bread but it's ok, I've still got two weeks at home and one loaf will be finished during that time.
I'll freeze half of each, this way when tour is over I'll have some bread to enjoy before making a new loaf of whatever-comes-next.
All that accomplished, I checked my email and was surprised to find an offer to take a 911 dispatcher evaluation.
I'm still pretty nervous about pursuing that avenue, but I feel like it's one of those things where if you can handle it/get certified in it, you will always have it as an option for work. I will take the evaluation this week and go from there.
The rest of my day was quite slow.
With no actual job and many of the house chores covered, and Jameson gone by 4pm each night, I find myself with a lot of down time.
I called the Maryland unemployment agency to try and get my application reopened, and filled out my calorie counter.
Read a little bit, watched some more Netflix.
Tomorrow is a busier day.
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Tuesday. Woke up early because the plan was to seal the deck today if it doesn't rain.
I have six bags of polymeric sand, and was going to rent a plate compactor from Home Depot.
Drove out to the HD, only to find that while the thing will probably fit in my car it is far too heavy.
300 pounds! Whoops. I didn't think it was quite that heavy.
Feeling embarrassed, I cancelled the rental and went back home to decide what to do next.
I put the deck furniture back out (at least it looks nice out there now that everything has been swept).
Talked it over with Jameson, and decided to wait some more.
I could have tried without the compactor, but there's no point doing this half-assed, we'd just have to redo it again in a few months.
That decided, I had a phone meeting with my bank about moving some of my meager savings around, then ate lunch, then went for a walk around the neighborhood. Saw a turtle in a pond, and thought about this and that.
Came home in time to receive a package: some pine cone jam that I'd ordered after seeing a TikTok about it.
(The TikTok is
HERE)
Having had pine pitch honey before (which was intensely bitter and difficult to eat) I didn't think this could be much worse and wanted to give it a fair shake. Due to the state of things in Russia and Ukraine where pine cone jam is traditionally made, it is difficult to find at the moment. But I searched for it at random, and it randomly became available during this break. I'll have to decide whether to try it before I leave or after I come back.
Back home Jameson had gotten a call about getting a chest X-ray and bloodwork for his upcoming hernia surgery, he'll have those things later this week. I got a shower and read my book while Jameson played an MLB game. He left for rehearsal around 4, at which point I ran a cleaning cycle in our washer because it's starting to smell like mildew in there. I like to clean when Jameson's not home because he both works from home and relaxes at home, and I like to minimize annoyances for him if I can.
As the washer ran I researched more jobs, this time types that I could do while touring.
If I get to do the second year of tour, there are a lot of cities where we're only there for a few nights instead of the full week and I wouldn't have time to explore. But I might have time to bang out some transcriptions for someone or something.
I finished up the John Gacy documentary about the time Jameson got home.
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Wednesday, Jameson had to pick up some paperwork in the morning.
I got up at the same time he did, had breakfast, and randomly decided to take myself for a minor adventure.
First I went to the nearest Yankee Candle store to see if they had "Lush Berries", which is Jameson's favorite scent.
They didn't, and they didn't know if it would be discontinued either, so I bought one from Ebay.
It would be nice for him to have a comforting scent available after his surgery.
Then I tried to hit The British Shoppe because people keep telling me Crunchie bars are the same as sponge candy.
But since the pandemic their location has changed, and not knowing this I arrived to find their old location shuttered.
I gave up on that and went to Lotte Market instead.
Lotte is a small Asian grocery chain that's usually found in Maryland, New Jersey, and Virginia, but for some reason there's this one store in Orlando. The store itself is large and quite similar to an H-Mart as far as selection. I only needed imitation crab for making crab chips for Jameson and I. But. It's an Asian grocery. If I thought I was JUST walking out of there with imitation crab, I was fooling myself.
Right at the entrance there were shelves full of carnivorous plants.
WHY. Did these people see me coming? Is there a correleation between people who like Asian groceries, and people who like flytraps?
I had to look, and the flytraps were absolutely gorgeous. They were big and healthy, with happy red traps and long stalks of white flowers. I wanted one SO BAD. But they were $15, and I already have flytraps, and I don't need to burden Jameson with any more.
Then there were pitcher plants. ARGH. There were large ones in hanging pots, but they also had small seedlings for only $8.
ARGH. I picked one up, I just had to. Those are easy-care and shouldn't cause trouble for Jameson while I'm gone.
So we've taken three steps inside the store and I'm already clutching something I had no intention of buying.
Off to a great start!
I managed to pry my eyeballs away from the cute food court and take six more steps, which got me to produce.
And of course right on the end is a fruit I've never seen before.
Something that looks like giant tennis ball-sized green and purple grapes, labeled "star apples".
I stared at them for a full two minutes, then walked past.
I found the imitation crab.
I walked back past the produce and somehow one of each color star apple was in my hands, along with the krab and the pitcher plant.
ARRRGH. Now I need a BASKET.
I got the basket and went up and down the aisles in a desperate sort of way, trying not to want.
There was a small package of grape gummies, Jameson would like those. Into the basket.
Oh, I wanted to share honey butter chips with him too. A bag of those.
Crispy dried squid? Don't mind if I do.
There's that peanut brittle that Jameson likes!
I got to the refrigerated section and found a mini tree ring cake, into the basket for Jameson.
And in the freezer section I definitely couldn't resist just one thing since I never have a freezer on tour so ice creams from the grocery are never an option. It was a hard choice but in the end I settled on a box of four chocolate taiyaki, wanting to pick something less weird so Jameson would enjoy it too (I badly wanted Melona bars but he wouldn't eat those).
Finally I escaped and drove straight home, annoyed with myself but also excited, I can't help being excited.

I opened the honey chips right away, and Jameson inhaled those grape gummies instantly.
Everything else was put away for now, which was about the time I realized I'd forgotten to check the krab for MSG.
Sure enough, it has it. ARGH. At least krab is already garbage so I won't feel bad about throwing it out and buying the MSG-free version at Walmart tomorrow. But it's pretty ironic that I went all the way across town for that just to throw it out.
I ate lunch and researched how to eat star apples, and looked at some more jobs.
A package arrived for me, it turned out to be the temari ball I'd ordered from Etsy.
I had found this one almost a year ago and when I saw it, my heart skipped a beat.


My mother made a series of three blue velvet pillows for me when I was little, with embroidered flowers exactly like these.
The same shade of blue, even. At the time I couldn't afford this, but did message the shopkeeper to ask that if she ever made another like it to please let me know. We both forgot all about it until a few days ago when I was looking for a Mother's Day gift for my stepmom and stumbled across her shop again. I ordered an origami flower bouquet, and the seller must have seen our old messages because she immediately wrote and said, "HEY! Do you still want that temari ball?". I cringed a bit at the cost, but figured it was now or never. I've already blown too much money on this break. It's a beautiful piece of craftsmanship, anyway.
My phone interview with the ABC store wasn't an interview, it was just the manager asking if I could work weekends and holidays and could I lift 35 pounds. The pay is not what I would like but the store is so close--just a five minute drive--that it may be worth the lost dollar.
Then I went through all of my junk, most of which is stored in large Tupperware containers in the spare bedroom closet.
I do this once in a while to see if there's anything that I want to thrift or throw out, or to rotate things out or add to my memory scraps (programs from Tootsie, ticket stubs, etc). That killed an hour before it was time for Jameson to leave. After he left I went to Lowe's for weed killer and a small bag of potting soil to top off my houseplants, then Chick fil A for a market salad, then home to eat dinner and type this up and do a load of laundry.
Not working is weird and I don't like it.
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It's Thursday, right?
Breakfast, and I ate one of the "star apples", the purple one.
Here it is cut in half.

There is latex in the skin, so if you are allergic to latex don't eat this.
You're not supposed to eat the skin anyway. I scooped out the flesh with a spoon.
It reminds me of a persimmon, but with less "warmth" if that makes any sense. And with a mild flavor and texture closer to a lychee.
Not bad, but nothing particularly exciting. I wonder if the green one will be any different.

After breakfast I filled out a CapTel application. May as well just cross that bridge.
Completed some more applications and wrote some letters to my pen pals until Jameson had to go have a blood draw at 11, then I sped over to Walmart to get the non-MSG krab, boy do I feel dumb about that.
But look, you can get krab in a SNACK PACK.

Good lord! Do people like krab enough to SNACK on it?
Back home I still felt so anxious from not working. I can't even cook dinner really because Jameson has to leave so early each night.
Next week I'll get to make dinner for us at least twice, though.
Jameson did some work and played MLB.
I applied for more jobs, some of which had tests or evals attached.
I applied to the garden center at Lowes; to a cashier position at the Asian grocery; a customer service spot for a random real estate firm; a remote HR assistant job; a transcription and data entry job; a technical writer job; a cashier and confectioner for Kilwins.
I don't expect to hear back from anyone. I apply for about five jobs a day, and if I hear back from one a month that's "good".
This is what comes of having no value to society, kids.
After Jameson left for rehearsal I went to Publix for a PubSub for dinner.
Back home I ate it and then braced myself to take the 911 dispatcher evaluation.
The email said that it could take "up to two hours", and gave a vague description of the test sections ("information retention", "data entry", etc) so I wasn't totally sure what I was in for.
It turned out to be intense but interesting.
If you're an LJ friend, I've written an extensive post on what it was like.
If you're not an LJ friend, the TL;DR is that it involved multitasking and a balance of accuracy + speed, which had the same sort of feel as my work at CapTel, so I felt very grateful for my prior work experience. We will see if anything comes of this application, or if I could even handle such work.
The test took me somewhere between 45 minutes and an hour. Afterward I went for a walk to kind of de-stress.
Then back home for a taiyaki ice cream! It was very good but not particularly special other than being in a tasty fish shape :)
Next time I'll get a weird flavor and eat them all myself :p


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Friday I woke up naturally at 8am, perfect.
Coffee and oatmeal and yogurt and the green star apple, which was sweeter and juicier than the purple one but otherwise the same.
In my email was an invitiation to interview for the 911 dispatch position, meaning I've passed the evaluation.
The interview will be early Tuesday morning (I originally thought it was Monday but no).
But that certainly isn't all of it. If I pass the interview there are then many further steps to reach the point where I'd be considered for training.
A polygraph test, another evaluation, a background check, another interview, a SECOND polygraph test, and then even the training doesn't guarantee you'd get the gig. Whatever, I have nothing better to do, right? I'll go as far as I can with it.
For lunch I wanted to play with the air fryer.
I made the green beans first, tossing them in olive oil and salt and pepper, then sprinkling them with lemon juice partway through.
They turned out nice! No pictures because they just looked like charred green beans.
They weren't crispy like chips, and I don't think they were necessarily supposed to be.
Then I did the krab, carefully unrolling each stick...well, you can see the whole process by clicking
HERE.
They turned out just like this, I had seasoned them with low-sodium Old Bay and they were pretty good!
Just, a little chalky, and a little too salty for Jameson to like them much.
I probably wouldn't make these again, but they were fun for just one time.
Didn't know what to do with myself after that, so boiled some pasta to eat later for dinner and then decided to separate my larger banana pup and put it in the ground nearby. If I don't want three banana trees I can always sell it when the tour is over.
The little bebe, separated from his mama:

My banana plantation, apparently.

After Jameson left for his show's opening night, I dusted off the ceiling fan blades and then vacuumed.
And then listened to 911 calls and asked myself if I could do this.
And that aside, what about the schedule? I've heard that it can be long hours, and any time of day.
Things to think about.
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Saturday morning, and Saturday in general, were quite slow.
I couldn't even think of anything productive to do. Too early to get groceries or ingredients for next week's dinners.
All the main chores are done. Not a lot of new jobs to apply for once the weekend starts.
Too early to repack for tour.
So...breakfast, screwing around online, wiping my Meyer lemon tree with alcohol because there are scale bugs on it again.
When the sun goes down I'll spray it with Bonide or whatever.
Chatted with Jameson as we made lunch. He watched the Cubs game, I read for a bit then took myself for a walk.
I went off-roading, into the undeveloped area behind our development.
The only wildlife I encountered was a turkey hen with two chicks; she was so startled that she froze, while the chicks instantly dashed into the underbrush. Mom then strutted slowly away, clucking loudly, I assume to draw me away from the chicks.
It was a nice walk. The rest of the day contained nothing but watering the little banana and watching anime and a jaunt up to Sprouts just because I'd forgotten they'd built one near the Whole Paycheck and wanted to check it out. It was nice! I'll have to go there instead of Whole Paycheck more often. I got Jameson a healthy-ish grape soda, and myself some uniquely flavored seltzers from Aura Bora, one cucumber lavender and the other lemongrass coconut.
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Sunday, Jameson had a matinee at 3pm and was leaving earlier than that to do some setup.
I had breakfast and moped around a bit (sinus headache) before getting dressed and insisting on taking myself to the Orlando Farmers Market out at Lake Eola. I've always wanted to go but never could because I was working. It was a nice day, still too hot but there are a lot of shade trees around the lake. It being Mother's Day also, people were out as family units, kids laughing and teasing the ducks and swans, lots of dogs on leashes. I saw a samoyed and sent a short video of it to Jameson, he likes that breed.
There were lots of things that I wanted including local goat cheese, spreadable caramels, bourbon wings, local honey, and bread from a local bakery. Exercising great self-restraint I only bought a few sticks of exotic jerky from a stand whose owner was ironically from Lebanon, PA (I found this out by recognizing a PA brand of jerky). Then it was just enjoying the walk and looking at the wares and the lake and the people smiling and having fun. That was really nice :)
Somewhere in there I kind of wondered if I should have friends.
Nah. Too much work :P
On the way home I stopped at a pharmacy for a rapid test because I've been feeling a little under since yesterday.
My sinuses feel snotty and my head hurts. Not really covid symptoms but I'd rather be safe than sorry.
Test came back negative so I continued about my day, having a nice snack for lunch and just kind of contemplating life.
Jameson returned a little after dinner time, so we got to enjoy an evening together for once.
This means watching tv and/or him playing Xbox while I watch and/or me playing Spider.
We often don't talk to each other except to share thoughts here and there. Being in each others' company is enough.
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Monday.
Only one week left until I fly to Sacramento to rejoin the tour.
The last two weeks went both quickly and slowly.
I am excited to go back to work, but also upset that I'll be missing Jameson's surgery.
It makes me feel like a bad partner. Which I know I can't help the date they schedule him. It's just how I feel about it.
Today I have an interview for a part-time position as a Verbatim Hearing Reporter, which is kind of like a discount court reporter.
The posting was vague so I have quite a few questions, but this type of work could be a good "in" for court reporting in the future.
After that, grocery store for my last week of supplies plus ingredients for our meals.
I'll be making spaghetti with homemade meatballs and "mozzarella bombs" from TikTok, and salad, for one meal.
Another will be the fermented hot honey with fried chicken and some sort of sides.
Tuesday is the 911 dispatch interview and cooking.
Wednesday is sealing the deck, if it doesn't rain.
And the rest of the week is repacking and preparing for one last month of exploring out west.